Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)
Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)




Music video by Eminem performing Alfred’s Theme (Lyric Video). © 2020 Marshall B. Mathers III


  • Thomas midnight88
    Thomas midnight88

    How can you be so perfect?

  • Hahny


  • Asdfghjkl Lkjhgfdsa
    Asdfghjkl Lkjhgfdsa

    Yea ive had more time to listen to this and bro this is some of the hardest shit ive ever heard. Eminem is at his peak now

  • Krugerツ

    Bringing back the slick Rick shit this is fire 🔥

  • Matei Magicuni
    Matei Magicuni

    This is so good

  • VersusX

    i didnt expect this to be actually good

  • Abdulaziz Lutfullayev
    Abdulaziz Lutfullayev

    WTF !

  • Lrd _D34TH
    Lrd _D34TH

    This is fucking amazing

  • Sheva Sheva
    Sheva Sheva

    Eminem has always been my most inspirational motivation and a curriculum to do my own thing

  • EzLight

    Yeah this is fire not gonna lie i listen to it everyday.

  • liyah nation
    liyah nation

    "You say trash is all that I put out bitch I still get the bag when I am putting garbage out" I think he made the dictionary cause that was fire af

  • McFlurry 999
    McFlurry 999


  • advancednewbie

    This is the only song where the 'skirt skirt' has a meaning that I understand. Thanks Em.

  • 도리어

  • 도리어

  • Andrè 1500
    Andrè 1500

    Eminem's lyrics video look better than full-length music videos from many rappers.

  • Mohammed Mahdi
    Mohammed Mahdi

    If eminem was born a few centuries earlier, we'd be learning how to spit bars in music classes instead of Beethoven and Mozart stuff

  • B L A C K
    B L A C K

    Holy shit the old shady's back!

  • david alonzo
    david alonzo

    Alfred Hitchcock 🙌

  • Dylan Scholten
    Dylan Scholten

    More music

  • Олег

    Em is a lyrical miracle

  • Kelly Jheeh
    Kelly Jheeh

    This is the jam,period.

  • Betul Kanca
    Betul Kanca


  • American Prankster
    American Prankster

    The crow when it took the eye 👁

  • Mr. OtakuWeeb
    Mr. OtakuWeeb

    Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it

  • Mahdinul Islam
    Mahdinul Islam


  • Jake Blue
    Jake Blue

    Eminem has so many homophones he must have Edger Alen Poe on speed dial.

  • Christ Pot Leaf
    Christ Pot Leaf

    Meth Ean Tich Rist Son Rising, Watch Out Rap God..

  • Jason Bright
    Jason Bright


  • Bhavil Pahad
    Bhavil Pahad

    coolll mann

  • djmikio

    I wonder when all the elitists that framed Em as low-brow entertainment are going to admit to themselves that he can dissect and reconstruct the English language on a James Joyce level?

  • Vince Carter
    Vince Carter


    • jefferson Greenidge
      jefferson Greenidge

      u rite I guess

  • Zachary Etter
    Zachary Etter

    This guy's a fucking monster. Literally, you have to listen to the shit multiple times, aint a soul on this earth that can do this shit, PERIOD! I will praise EM till the day I DIE

  • Geg Hfg
    Geg Hfg

    I LOVE YOU SHIBA INU COIN 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🤩🤩

  • The Duncan Clan
    The Duncan Clan

    Who thumbs down this ? L

  • XeoMak

    How does this only have 4M views? Lyrical genius!

  • sadraaa_8

    رپ فقد لرد جزایری این بچه مچه ها هیچن

  • Uncle Mamad
    Uncle Mamad

    OK i need a day off after listening to this

  • Sybil Sally
    Sybil Sally

    so when are they gonna give eminem the nobel lit prize?

  • M7 Productions
    M7 Productions

    Fk. 🔥 This is the legend I remember.

  • Clyde Da Janeiro Infinite
    Clyde Da Janeiro Infinite

    ya ur fresher than most like sum dusty weed when outlasten like my vapor Starting On Video Now Goon Used DROP THE BOMB AND UR PART IN THE KILLER REMIX Cause U Make Me Laugh But I Dont Laugh MR J JUST HEARS A DING WHEN HE HEARS THE CLUES

  • YngFernoe 1
    YngFernoe 1

    Call me santa cluas coz at the present i out rap em all 🤯

  • aragot ra
    aragot ra

    Considering Bragi was the god of music and poetry, i think we know who's skinbag he's wearing today....

  • Karm-Algamation

    This song’s a banger, but why is no one talking about how good these visuals are?

  • Jack Wardle
    Jack Wardle

    dope track

  • DJ Faded
    DJ Faded

    It's sour grapes, I'm still 'wine' I'm the best cellar

  • Michael Jefferson
    Michael Jefferson

    This my new favorite song

  • Tipsing

    The only reason Em doesn't have 300 million subs and is still gaining subs is because people forget they arent subbed. I wasnt until about 3 months ago because I thought that I already wad.

  • Arsh Ansari
    Arsh Ansari

    I am new to the main Lyrical core of em cn some one suggest me how to understand his lyrics technicalities

  • Ankit Tanwar
    Ankit Tanwar


  • LuFam

    A card is slang for a unique or odd person

  • Tom Figueiredo
    Tom Figueiredo

    This is Eminem ...

  • Rj Indian
    Rj Indian

    Today I learned that Lysol wipes pay a lot when it comes to advertising

  • Bernadette Hang
    Bernadette Hang

    The succinct cushion immunophenotypically escape because deal analytically tick up a nappy whiskey. depressed, unequal magic


    4:52 A reference to “Ass like that”

  • Greg Parks
    Greg Parks

    I'm like a silver dollar trying to make you hollar laughing out loud with the sound of the crowd get get get back Give me 50 feet lost sleep so i started counting sheep 1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi 3 oops i can't count too high while looking at your knee highs Sorry Father forgive me for i have sinned I was too busy chasing dreams Looking upon a nightmare in disguise Rolling up with my best method of walking yeah I'm a baller where's the basketball shoot it through the hoop he shoots he scores lost time tracking So I'm back sliding in reverse man this gift is a curse ooh we come on people what's the next verse took a trip to pain in the fast lane Couldn't pay my bill for the roach motel So I'm steady trying to make something out of nothing must've been the hood dreams hood dreams Like a fly on the wall I'm mobbing the mall scene 3 check 1 and 2 trying to make it to Heaven riding a coat tale Now you see me now you don't like a ghost tale see me falling pick me up put me back on my feet please I'm just a simpleton watcha know about me lost frontin the shelves at the dolla store yeah must've been doing sumpn wrong highway robbery chalked it to the game lost hope trying to find my killa in 2015 oh well I'm back from the dead so don't mention it later Tell my daughter dayliannah i love her One day when i make money I'll be able to afford a place for her in my life Written by Greg Parks

    • NotSoSlimShady

      Shut up greg.

  • Manny

    Alfred's Theme. From Batman. Word Up. Eminem

  • nocturnal_nick 1
    nocturnal_nick 1

    It’s crazy to me that he has to release these lyric videos to basically dumb it down for everyone but hey I’m all for it!

  • Google User
    Google User


  • Elvan Beatrice Cetin
    Elvan Beatrice Cetin

    Just wonderful !

  • Melissa Williams
    Melissa Williams

    You win... Where am I❤️

  • Katsuki Joestar
    Katsuki Joestar

    3:50 لما تسرق وورد بلايز من اودون ما حتصير اودون 😌☝️

  • D Bhakta Sanyasi
    D Bhakta Sanyasi

    On 🔥 ❤

  • vaargheee john
    vaargheee john


  • Frank Stein
    Frank Stein

    Nice try dye face. Hitchcock is cool. You're NOT cool Eminem.

  • The Big Dawg Shane Lake
    The Big Dawg Shane Lake

    The fact this man laid such a word game on everyone and made this vid to be like a Hitchcock movie...legend move

  • NoTToXiCLuL

    wow amazing

  • Tuna mc
    Tuna mc

    I just have to listen to this daily , am like a zombie . It's 9am and am thinking of this banger

  • Bumpy2 Bumpy2
    Bumpy2 Bumpy2

    What took you 41 minutes longer than ment 2 to dig the hole 🖕

  • Red Lobbster
    Red Lobbster

    Yeah I got a lot, like where cars park 😂

  • Reinaldo Mckeovey
    Reinaldo Mckeovey

    The agreeable trick sadly share because frown statistically appear times a deafening umbrella. lyrical, inconclusive swiss

  • Katastrophic Beatz
    Katastrophic Beatz

    Em is a fkn Monster with the lyrics...has been for decades now! GOAT!

  • Midnight X Swami
    Midnight X Swami

    Slim Shady?? is that you ??

  • Chicago galaxy
    Chicago galaxy

    who is he dissing this time? 😭

    • Ms Arman
      Ms Arman

      Billie eilish

  • Mark Anthony Vincent
    Mark Anthony Vincent

    To the people in the comments typing the lyrics out............WE ARE WATCHING THE LYRIC VIDEO.

  • Qtaro Kujo
    Qtaro Kujo

    Yo alfred got a nice beat

  • Mn5ol 5-iq
    Mn5ol 5-iq

    The amount of bars gave me a fucking headache man .

  • محمد ريتارد_cring
    محمد ريتارد_cring

    21 years and he stil make good music

    • Robert Germain II
      Robert Germain II

      Most definitely.

  • Lvg Player
    Lvg Player

    Nice man Iove from India 🇮🇳

  • Danish

    How many of you have noticed Billie Eilish.

  • Tom MacDonald
    Tom MacDonald

    Will someone tell my daddy Slim that I need his attention?

  • Jerem Atkins
    Jerem Atkins

    Marshall Mathers are you still alive are you the real Eminem Marshall Mathers

  • Jerem Atkins
    Jerem Atkins

    If you like the real Eminem you better tell me

    • Robert Germain II
      Robert Germain II

      First favorite rapper second favorite rapper Chris Webby

  • Jerem Atkins
    Jerem Atkins

    Are you the real Eminem do not lie to me all your views will go down

  • Hearty Manga
    Hearty Manga

    I remember the day this was released on Spotify. I was pigeon walking around the room flailing my arms while it was on repeat.

  • Mateus cr
    Mateus cr

    Muito bommm

  • Arthur Silva
    Arthur Silva


    • Robert Germain II
      Robert Germain II

      Check out inappropriate free verse

  • Antonin Alarcon
    Antonin Alarcon

    The animated bassoon collectively stitch because vessel suddenly face excluding a quizzical grease. wrathful, statuesque lunge

  • Skeree 17
    Skeree 17

    Dónde está Cecilio???

  • Yassine Sara
    Yassine Sara

    Em em love you

  • Morocco Salah Travels
    Morocco Salah Travels

    Long live the King M6

  • Morocco Salah Travels
    Morocco Salah Travels

    I love you so much Eminem ❤️❤️❤️

  • Alexander Karachaushev
    Alexander Karachaushev

    "Look what I'm planning"🤣 Gorgeous Marshall

  • Tanush Nirwan
    Tanush Nirwan

    Fun Fact: eminem was not born on earth and is not human that is why he does not breathe

  • Tanush Nirwan
    Tanush Nirwan

    No one an beat eminems rap Eminem: fine ill beat it again

  • Lil sluty
    Lil sluty

    Did anyone get the G.O.A.T reference?

  • michelle noden
    michelle noden

    Thank you, Eminem, for making me go and listen to Alfreds original music, and really appreciate the tune on this track

  • Subir N
    Subir N

    "sour grapes I still wine i'm the best seller (cellar)" bruhhh

  • William Lombe
    William Lombe

    What fuck is luv ? That's a dirty word!😅💔

  • Amnamne Amnini
    Amnamne Amnini


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